May 2012
Touch my food; suffer the consequences. →
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You’ve been warned.
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Touch my food; suffer the consequences. →
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You’ve been warned.
this blog is hilarious
i wanted to know what a duck looked like without a...
So I met this prostitute who said she'd do... →
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Guess who got their homework done ?!
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just taking a nap →
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So you know how the Avengers was really good? →
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I guess you could say
It was Marvelous
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rubywhiterabbit:
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
Kids, you may think your only choices are to swallow your anger, or throw it in...
– Ted Mosby (via drapetomania)
That awkward moment when the doctor asks you if...
sodamnrelatable:
… And your mom is right next to you and just turns around and look at you like this:
”you better say no filthy slut or else you will be homeless” type of look.
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